When it comes to betchiness, sometimes we have to look overseas to see how to do it right. Enter Ja’mie King, the only betch capable of overturning the nice girl image Olivia Newton John slapped on Australian girls' backs when Grease was released.
Ja’mie speaks words of truth that are unparalleled by any other betch. As the self-proclaimed ‘smartest non-Asian in year 11’, Ja’mie knows how to use her student exchange from private to public school in order to manipulate fellow betches, nice girls, teachers, and 12 year old bros.
"Two days a week without food keeps me looking really hot. D'you know what I mean?"
Ja’mie is normally described as the ‘stunning but atrocious, narcissistic and callous high school girl in Year 11 at Hilford Girls' Grammar School.’ Ugh, she’s like our idol. Since her epic betchiness can only be described through the words of Ja’mie herself, we’ve compiled her view on various betchy topics.
On #1 Talking Shit:
"I've learnt that you've got to be really careful when you bitch about your friends...watch out for your MSN windows, really carefully."
On poor people:
“People always go, "private schools create better citizens." But I would say they create better quality citizens. Studies have shown that students from private schools are more likely to get into uni and end up making a lot more money. While wife beaters and rapists are nearly all public school educated. Sorry, no offense, but it's true.”
"Why would you CHOOSE to live in a townhouse?"
Ja'mie: Why don't you go fuck yourself public school bitch.
Holly: Chill out Ja'mie, you're really embarrassing yourself.
Ja'mie: You know what would be embarrassing? Having your head!
On #5 diets:
“My breasts would have been bigger but I had an eating disorder in year eight so they didn't develop properly.”
On décor:
“I love your bins, they're so random.”
On nice girls:
Ja'mie: So, who are like, the really hot girls in yr 11? Like, the really popular ones?
Ashley: There's Holly and her friends, but they're bitches
Ja'mie: Are they mean to you?
Ashley: Yes.
Ja'mie: Can you introduce me to them?
"Other countries are so povo. It's like, get some money."On #117 TABs:
Ja'mie: I try and avoid other cultures at all costs
Bec: But...I'm Asian
Ja'mie: I'm sorry, no offence to you, cos you're a hot Asian.
On #40 Formals:
"A school that bans formals is a school that bans life"
"Formals can give people hope. They give povo people something to live for."
So thanks to another genius work of art by HBO, betches across the globe were able to relate to their favorite 16/35 year old man-betch. And since you can’t party with Annabel Dickson this weekend, channel your inner Ja’mie King and be a naughty girl with a bad habit...in her honor of course.
I died. Betches were spot on with this one.
Posted on — ReplyThis is one of your top articles, I watched the show every Sunday a few years ago and I still love watching the reruns. Ja’mie is a perfect betch
Posted on — ReplySummer Heights High is so amazing. Before you betches start bitching, watch it, love it and then worship this post. Great job betches
Posted on — ReplyHahahaha This post is the funniest one y’all have ever done. I live for Summer Heights High and even though it won’t have the betchiness of Ja’mie, I can’t fucking wait for Angry Boys to come out. This post was PURE GOLD. Good job ladies
Posted on — ReplyYou have no fucking idea how amaze this post is I LOVE Ja’mie she’s fucking awesome and Betchy and can we just discuss Mr.G and how he’s totally a GBFF? Running shit at Summer Heights High. So glad you betches appreciate HBO considerring it the only important/worth-watching channel on fucking tv. Plus, it’s fun to make fun of people who “Dont have HBO” like your life literally sucks and I’m not sorry about it. Great post ladies, but I must go ....it’s BlackOUT Friday and I have scotch to drink and chores for my pro to do. Xo.
Posted on — Replysurprised this wasn’t written earlier. betchiest betch out there
Posted on — Replyabout time. ja’mie is the ultimate betchy character…love everything about summer heights high!
Posted on — Reply“when they were picking people , they wanted someone like, good at everything!” ... “public school is so random” ... “omg thats my modeling shots, theyre not supposed to be in there. soooo embarassing”
Hiya,
I’m an Australian who went to a Sydney Private school. Sad but true, the reason this is so hilarious is there are girls like this EVERYWHERE.
sigh.
Also it’s not an HBO show. I know in North America HBO screened it but I believe it’s orginally an ABC show (Australian broadcasting Channel).
Another great ABC Australian show is ‘Kath and Kim.’ It’s also cringeworth.
Enjoy
Posted on — ReplyThere are so many attention seekers here. It’s so tragic.
Posted on — ReplyTHANK YOUUUUUUUUU i love her
Posted on — ReplyBest post ever. Thank you.
Posted on — Reply1) you drink scotch
2) you’re doing chores
the last time i drank scotch was never because i’m not a man, and the last time i did chores was months ago because my dad pays for my maid service. you fail.
Posted on — Replymisuse of casual, stop trying too hard
Posted on — Reply“no offense but public school girls are just more fugly”
Posted on — Replyhahahaha “man-betch”!! ja’mie is so fierce
Posted on — Replyja’mie speaks the truth with the right amount of causality and aggressiveness. and public school is soo random.
Posted on — ReplySummer Heights High was probably one of the funniest shows I’ve ever seen. You’re a little late on this post though…like a few years late
Posted on — Replyjesus h. christ you guys are on point. I dont think there’s a betchier man/girl on this planet than J’aime.
“Look at me Sebastian I’m fucking hot! You could have had all of this!”
@lawschoolbetch
Posted on — ReplyI’ve been waiting for this post. YESSS!
Posted on — ReplyThis is the money Post right here
Posted on — Reply“I swear to god bec if you look at me like that one more time ill srlzy KNOCK U DOWN BETCH”
um. it doesn’t matter when the show came out, SHH and ja’mie are already classics. are you going to also tell them they were a decade and a half late on the cher horowitz post? didn’t think so.
Posted on — ReplyEmbarrassing for you… her pro is doing the chores.
Posted on — Replyagreed
Posted on — Replyon boyfriends:
Posted on — Reply“who the FUCK is she?! no one sends two texts in an hour, ‘see you in English! Save me a seat!’!” “I should never have trusted a year seven!”
I’m a fucking private school girl!!!
Posted on — Replyholy shit this is perfection attained
Posted on — Replyagreed.
Posted on — Replythis shit is awesome
Posted on — Replyshe’s a naughty girl with a bad habit
Posted on — ReplyI’m SO glad you guys finally did a post on Ja’mie. She is definitely the ultimate betch.
And I love seeing all the betches commenting about their love for Summer Heights High. Betches have such great senses of humor.
Posted on — Replyshe’s still trying too hard
Posted on — Replyi’m completely surprised that all you fierce betches even know what summer heights high is… i should’ve known
Posted on — Replyikr???
Posted on — Replysorry, misread. thought it said “doing chores for my pro”, like i give a shit to read that carefully. anyway scotch is still gross.
Posted on — ReplyJa’mie is the ultimate betch!!!
Posted on — Replyja’mie is the ultimate betch.
Posted on — ReplyRIGHT ON POINT! seriously, head betches.. i don’t think anything can top this post. you just gave it your best. what is more betchier than ja’mie king? loves it
Posted on — ReplyThe Betch[es] of the Week, this week, should have been the Victoria’s Secret Angels. I mean…hello? Pros worship them, they don’t do work (unless you consider walking back and forth looking hot work) and get paid millions of dollars, they get free shit all the time, and they ride around in a pink fucking helicopter…not to mention one just had a baby with Orlando fucking sex on a stick Bloom…and why this week? Because the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is tomorrow night…fucking duh.
Posted on — ReplyJust cause I’m rich, doesn’t mean I’m a bitch.
Posted on — Reply“she” is literally my idol. so glad someone finally shouted out to summer heights high. there is nothing better than foreign betches.
Posted on — Replyagreed.
Posted on — Replybad habit for drugs
Posted on — Reply“So does like stuff get stolen all the time since you know this is a public school”?
Posted on — ReplyI was so excited when i saw this. win
Posted on — Replyanorexia AND formals!
Posted on — Replywish i had read this sooner, but this post is hysterical. summer height’s high is so good, i miss it. ja’mie was my favorite character, aside from Mr. G’s dog Celine, who is certainly a little betch. Hoopies!!!
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