Just when you thought pounding 15 shots to a really chic electronic beat was the only way to pregame, a movie comes out and shows us all up. I mean, it was not only fucking hysterical, but it made us want to fucking party. Like the way we felt leaving the theater is how we imagine a born-again virgin would feel if she was de-again-virginized by Tim Tebow. No we don't know what that means but our point is: it was fucking amazing.
So what happened in this movie…What DIDN'T happen? We don't want to spoil it for you because no one should be deprived of this experience. Like seriously they should hand this shit out to African babies in place of food packages to guarantee it's been seen by the entire population.
What to expect: A complete shit show. Expect roid-raged midgets shoved into ovens, ecstasy gnomes, a homemade little dog/hot air balloon, and fat people jumping off roofs onto bouncy castles. Oh and casual soft-core porn.
I LOVE MUSCLE (BREAST) MILK!The most brilliant part of the movie was: the security kids, hands down. These prepubescent greasers took their job as the party 'security' too seriously, may or may not have caught on fire, and were punched in the face by a really hot dad/neighbor.
So we don't want to give away too much, and frankly we forgot all the dialogue because we were like, really high, as was every single other person in the theater from what we smelled and overheard. That's another thing, you must smoke before you see this. But after seeing it feel free to comment your favorite quotes because we can't remember any except when Costa said he's sorry for calling JB a fat fuck and he's sorry for repeating it now.
“The only thing you’re working on is diabetes you fat fuck!” - Costa
Posted on — Reply“ninjas are pussies!” security kid
I seriously cried laughing, this movie was amaze. I want to rage this hard every night of the week. LOVE costa!!
Posted on — Replyomfg this movie. there was nothing bad about it. i haven’t liked a movie this much since mean girls.
Posted on — Reply“dude why do you have a boner right now” -costa
SOOOO FUNNY
Posted on — ReplyDuDe why do you have a boner right now
-costa
Honestly hilarious
Posted on — Reply“wear something TIGHT”-Costa
Posted on — Replyparty tonight.
Posted on — Replyhot bitches dress like it, ugly girls don’t come.
loved this shit.. so fucking funny
Posted on — Replythis is such a great movie. i live in pasadena, and so many fucking awesome parties have happened in honor of it. so great!
Posted on — Replyholy betch….. this was the best movie i have seen in a while. and this post is so accurate, the theatre smelled like weed. too bad i didnt smoke. i am now making plans to see this again completely wasted
Posted on — Replygreat fucking movie, id see it again in a heartbeat.. contemplating owning it
“But after seeing it feel free to comment your favorite quotes because we can’t remember any except when Costa said he’s sorry for calling JB a fat fuck and he’s sorry for repeating it now.” love
Posted on — ReplyJB “im getting in shape for the party”
Posted on — Replycosta “the party is in three hours”
JB “its mostly water weight”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc
Posted on — Reply“I sent out a mass email and may have called a radio station” -Costa
Posted on — ReplyDied laughing the whole time
My friend just got goose bumps
Posted on — ReplyTO THE BREAK OF DAWN!!!
Posted on — ReplyCosta: [after the midget drives the car into the pool] Wow. I don’t know how to fix this. I don’t know how to fix any of this shit. I’m sorry Thomas. I just wanted to get some pussy.
Posted on — Replywith the cops when costa is just like “you cannot because we say you may not” and when they ask for an adult costa says “im 18 1/2 but in my culture ive been a man since 13
Posted on — ReplyExcellent article of movie, I know a few people who prefer freelance blogging to more traditional freelance writing jobs. It’s nice to hear one feedback and tips from someone who’s doing it. plesove saty is my best business.
Posted on — ReplyThis movie was brilliant…but I just got a little pissed off because since I’m Greek I found it extremely annoying that Costa was Jewish. I’m not racist at all, its just that the name Costa is actually a very common Greek name…so it gave me false hope that the main character was for once a crazy fuck Greek guy
Posted on — Replythis is such a great movies. i live in pasadena, and so many fucking awesome parties have happened in honor of it. so great!
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