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After sorting through all of your petchy submissions we've picked our first Petch of the Day. Not only is she a little dog, but she's a chic toy pom named Tibi. Somebody's owner clearly went to prep school.

This is going to be our first of many petch posts to come, so keep sending us pictures!

[Side Note: We don't know where some of you got the idea that animals dressed as Santa Claus is betchy, because it's not. Even though he only works one day a year, he's fat and that's gross. In the words of Ja'mie, "No offense but I seriously hate all fat people."]

Another humorous submission we got was a girl claiming that she's betchy, so she decided that the best way to show her dog's petchiness was to dress the dog as she took a picture laying on top of it. Dear girl who did this: You're lucky we were high when we saw this picture.

With that we introduce to you our first Petch of the Day: Tibi Age: 5 months From: Winter Park, Florida Summers in: Nantucket Loves to: bark at bitches carrying knockoff Chanels.


petch"Ugh, whole milk?! Really? WTF do I look like to you, a cat?"

petchGold? Vom.


petch"These are my toys. Jealous, I know"

For further amusement:




30 Comments TALK SHIT!
  1. Anonymous says:

    Tobi is adorable, that’s totes the kind of dog I want when I graduate.

    But you know how TFM has a fail Friday, where they post the embarrassing stuff that geeds try to label “frat”? Betches should totally do a nice girl, or more accurately- faggot- post. I feel like that would be fucking gold, as the last picture is sooo prime. Do more of that!!

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  2. NotSoMsNiceGirl says:

    Umm… are you a guy? Why are you on this site pretending to be a betch?

    I’m just confused over your use of the word “faggot”—we don’t really have that word in our vocabularies since our GBFFs are pretty indispensable.

    But yes, that disgusting dog in the last pic totes has a nice girl owner.

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  3. evie says:

    don’t you mean Tibi, not Tobi? peasant…

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  4. Tori says:

    I call my GBFF a fag all the time, he’s a bigger betch than I am, why would he care?

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  5. Anonymous says:

    obsessed with the chanel bow and the toys. what a cutie…so very petchy!!

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  6. GBFF says:

    We don’t really have the energy to care about its affectionate use, obvi, but his/her use was derogs.

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  7. Anonymous says:

    I think the bloodhound is adorable too

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  8. Anonymous says:

    I like that this is a nice comment, I think it’s cute too.

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  9. Anonymous says:

    Tibiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitha <3

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  10. E says:

    ahh so cute

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  11. Anonymous says:

    True, thanks for the clarification.

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  12. Prob says:

    It probs drools like a monster, but def a cool dog.

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  13. Anonymous says:

    Am I the only one who really doesn’t care about someone elses dog?

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  14. Anonymous says:

    Its like, whatevs

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  15. Anonymous says:

    Don’t worry, you are not the only one. This is weird.

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  16. Anonymous says:

    This is actually one of the sassiest posts ever, just because of the last paragraph about the girl dressed as the dog and then the last picture saying “for further amusement”. Very betchy post ahahaha

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  17. Chelsey says:

    Everyone knows that Winter Park is one of the betchiest areas in Orlando.

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  18. Anonymous says:

    Honestly can’t even bring myself to read this. No one cares about anyone else’s pets. Just like we like talking about ourselves, we like talking about our press pets, not reading about someone else’s.

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  19. Anonymous says:

    except winter park isn’t in orlando. it’s in winter park. duh.

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  20. Anonymous says:

    No this is dumb and unless my dog gets picked(If I sent it in) I wouldn’t read it. Betches have our loyalty so they know they can serve us this shit and we’ll read it. Either that or they’re trying to get their readers involved blah blah blah.

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  21. Anonymous says:

    dear head betches, i like your website so do me a favor and don’t get involved in a cyber-bullying lawsuit. you know whose are all the rage

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  22. Anonymous says:

    i think you mean bitchy

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  23. Laughing Atchu says:

    And wrong, it’s not “bitchy” on the betches site.

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  24. Anonymous says:

    You’re a fucking idiot because it’s all part of central florida. Whatevs. Winter park high, trinity prep and lake highland betches probably have bigger coke problems then our parents in the 80s.

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  25. Anonymous says:

    the best puppy in the world !!

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  26. Anonymous says:

    this puppy needs to meet boo they would be perfect for each other

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